January 2011
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WatchLittle Kids Reenact the Best Picture Nominees
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“I never thought I’d be so gushy about a plotline on this show (that...”
– Gossip Girl: The Plots Re-Thicken
“Leave therapy without informing her and ignore her phone calls. She’ll leave you...”
– How to See a Shrink, Ryan O’Connell for Thought Catalog
“Have you been missing the high you get from extreme paranoia? Look no further...”
– Three New Drugs You Can Do (Without Doing Drugs), Leesley Arfin for Thought Catalog
ALSO KNOWN AS: MY VERY REAL FEAR EVERY SINGLE NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Souljah Boy Tell'em
Christine: I would like to make NYC Latinos smarter. How do we make them read? I need to watch that Superman video.
Me: NO, I AM ONE HUNDRED PERCENT AGAINST THAT SUPERMAN THAT SHIT
Christine: Well I haven't seen it so how can I be against it?
Me: I RATHER THEY WATCH THE SUPERMAN THAT HOE VIDEO OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
“Watching Somewhere was a cruel exercise in patience. It felt like watching a...”
– An Examination of Sofia Coppola’s Career (Thus Far), Ryan O’Connell for Thought Catalog
Move over Richard Lawson, I have a new internet boyfriend.
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“Now is when the doctor looks on your chart and tells you your result. “Well...”
– I Have an Irrational Fear of HIV, Noah Tourjee for Thought Catalog
(Also known as STEALER OF MY MEMOIRS)
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